I hope you Lizards don’t have an allergy to nuts, because Larry Klayman of World Nut Daily offers enough nuttiness to send you into a coma if you do.

Here are, in Mr. Klayman’s view, the four offenses for which “Barack Hussein Obama” can be both impeached and convicted:

First, there is his recent refusal to enforce the Defense of Marriage Act, which allows states that do not perform gay marriages to refuse to honor homosexual marriages performed in other states. To disobey a law enacted by Congress amounts to a subversion of our Constitution.

Second, there is Obama’s treasonous act of sanctioning a complaint, filed by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton before the U.N. Human Rights Commission, against the state of Arizona for its enacting of S.B. 1070, the anti-illegal immigration legislation the president also attacked in federal court. This is the same Human Rights Commission that has had as members a variety of terrorist states, such as Libya and Cuba.

Third, there is Obama’s visceral hatred and subversion of the state of Israel, whose national security interests are so closely tied to our own. His recent invitation to the Muslim Brotherhood, the grand daddy of terrorist groups bent on destroying the Jewish state, to join the new Egyptian government not only amounts to a dagger in the side of Israeli security, but American security as well. Without a strong and secure Israel, American strategic interests, particularly in the Middle East, will be significantly harmed.

Fourth, Obama continues to take no action to remove the neo-Nazi mullahs in Iran who are building nuclear weapons not only to destroy Israel but to further worldwide Muslim rule and domination over Christians and Jews. To the contrary, Obama has actually furthered their Islamic revolution. Just one example is the administration’s use of Voice of America, the television and radio network President Reagan used so effectively to bring down the Soviet empire through pro-freedom broadcasts, which has been turned inside out. The Persian service of VOA now being run by the son of a mullah in Iran (whom Obama has refused to remove), who is also a close advisor the Supreme Leader, is actually subverting not only the Iranian freedom movement by broadcasting pro-regime and anti-American content, but severely harming U.S. interests.

There’s also 5th one:

While I firmly believe that Obama, Hillary Clinton and many Democrats around them have been, as in Chinagate more than a decade earlier, bribed by foreign regimes – such as the radical Islamic regime in Iran – I cannot prove it at this time. However, from what has already occurred, the offenses of the “mullah in chief” are “already” so compelling as to warrant immediate impeachment and conviction for his high crimes and misdemeanors, before the United States is totally destroyed by him.

“Mullah in Chief” - love that.

And for the special sauce on this nutburger, check out this beauty:

W’s presidency was such a complete disaster that the American people, in a violent knee-jerk reaction, elected a man, Barack Hussein Obama, who lacked experience, is likely not a natural-born U.S. citizen eligible for the presidency and in his heart, I believe, thinks of himself – and worse, acts – as a black Muslim rather than the Christian he sold himself as during his presidential campaign.

BTW, Larry Klayman is of Judicial Watch fame, the outfit that filed 18 lawsuits against Bill Clinton while he was President, and members of his administration - one of which alleged a cover-up in the suicide of Vince Foster - and lost every one of them. Slate did a nice writeup of him back in 1998, which begins thusly:

Everything you need to know about Larry Klayman can be gleaned from a press release he blast-faxed to the world two weeks ago. The heading read:

CLINTON ALLIES BEGIN SMEAR CAMPAIGN AGAINST JUDICIAL WATCH

Two hat tips for Right Wing Watch.